John and I never had the chance to say no. The important thing is this: The sauce is a drug, and it gives users a window into another dimension. You may not want to know about the things youll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. You should not have touched this book with your bare hands. Don Coscarelli, director, Phantasm I-V, Bubba Ho-tep STOP. Joe Garden, Features Editor, The Onion is like a mash-up of Douglas Adams and Stephen King. Every time I set the book down, I was wary that something really was afoot, that there were creatures I couldnt see, and that because I suspected this, I was next.

This updated special edition includes commentary from the characters and the author! has updated the Lovecraft tradition and infused it with humor that rather than lessening the horror, increases it dramatically. Book Synopsis John Dies at the End is a genre-bending, humorous account of two college drop-outs inadvertently charged with saving their small town-and the world-from a host of supernatural and paranormal invasions. But the important thing is, according to the narrator, None of this is my fault. Or, it may be the story of two beer-drinking friends who live in an unnamed Midwestern town and only think something horrific is going on. About the Book This may be the story of John and David, a drug called soy sauce, and other-worldly beings invading the planet.

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